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Master Is Six Feet One Way




From: ONE TUNE USED WITH "BAA! BAA! BLACK SHEEP!"

Mosser is six foot one way, an' free foot tudder;
An' he weigh five hunderd pound.
Britches cut so big dat dey don't suit de tailor,
An' dey don't meet half way 'round.

Mosser's coat come back to a claw-hammer p'int.
(Speak sof' or his Bloodhound'll bite us.)
His long white stockin's mighty clean an' nice,
But a liddle m[=o]' holier dan righteous.




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